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Post by hirostroud on Mar 30, 2009 0:56:42 GMT
granted your beard now smells of burning assum because YOU ARE ON FIRE
i wish water wasn't so crunchy in sheffield
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Post by Pippi on Mar 30, 2009 7:57:56 GMT
Granted, you stop drinking from the tap labeled "glass shards".
I wish I put more enthusiasm into getting up in the morning.
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Post by blackbeard on Mar 30, 2009 21:33:09 GMT
granted.
you are so enthusiastic about getting up in the morning you jump out of bed and fall and crack your skull on the corner of the drawer.
i wish my killer headache would go away.
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Post by hirostroud on Mar 30, 2009 23:40:11 GMT
granted it is now replaced by an anuerism
i wish dragons were alive, and obeyed me
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Post by blackbeard on Mar 31, 2009 16:36:34 GMT
granted.
but as dragons exist so too do minatours. you are attacked in your sleep and ripped to pieces.
i wish mobiles didnt exist.
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Post by Pippi on Mar 31, 2009 22:35:49 GMT
Granted, the shapes on strings hanging from childrens bedroom ceiling will never bother you again.
I wish I knew what I'm going to do after Uni.
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Post by hirostroud on Apr 2, 2009 1:02:56 GMT
granted you now know, but the answer horrifies you so much your brain melts
i wish i had a second liver
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Post by naddum on Apr 3, 2009 21:06:34 GMT
You do. But both of them are horribly cirrhosed and full of tumours. To make room, we also had to remove your left lung.
I wish I didn't feel so sick
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Post by hirostroud on Apr 3, 2009 23:46:16 GMT
you no longer feel sick, as you are on the verge of death and have lost all feeling
i wish i had more cider
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