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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 30, 2007 22:55:20 GMT
Easy to play. One person posts a wish, the next poster grants it, but corrupts it with an evil twist.
For example:
Poster 1: I wish I could fly. Poster 2: Granted, but you get fried by an electric pylon. I wish for a puppy. Poster 3: Granted, you get a dead puppy. I wish for a... etc.
Ready, set... wish!
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Post by Rob on May 30, 2007 23:02:20 GMT
I wish to pass my exams and get a that satisfies me.
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 30, 2007 23:19:08 GMT
Granted, but you still fail third year regardless.
I wish my nose would stop running.
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Post by Andy on May 30, 2007 23:20:54 GMT
Granted, but your nose turns into an elephants trunk.
I wish for an easy exam on Wednesday.
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Post by Rob on May 30, 2007 23:22:41 GMT
granted, but its an easy geography exam as you turn up to the wrong exam hall and thus get no credit
I wish for richer relatives
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Post by Hallam Steve on May 31, 2007 0:00:10 GMT
Granted, but they leave all of their money to charities when they pass away, which will be tomorrow.
I wish i had more time to revise for my exam tomorrow.
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 31, 2007 0:08:36 GMT
Granted, but you spend it playing video games and fail your exam.
I wish I was Chuck Norris.
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 0:25:09 GMT
Granted.... but Chuck Norris goes back in time to kill himself. Chuck Norris wins.
I wish I had gone to more lectures
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 31, 2007 0:29:42 GMT
Granted, but you fell asleep in them and repeatedly missed getting fleetcrashed.
I wish for the ability to step through my TV into a computer game (one without guns, duh).
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 0:35:30 GMT
Granted, but you have just stepped off a building and its your last life. GAME OVER
I wish I had less of a fat arse
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Post by Andy on May 31, 2007 0:40:30 GMT
Granted, but your arse fat gets turned into soap Fight Club-style and you're forced to wash yourself in it.
I wish to be rich enough not to work ever
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 0:48:49 GMT
Granted. You are rich enough that your next of kin pays for a hit on your life thinking of the inheritance. You die and never have to do anything again.
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 31, 2007 0:53:33 GMT
Granted, you're now a girl.
I wish I was a seriously sweet ninja that could totally kill everyone in the room just by staring at them really hard.
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 1:01:43 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately a bear comes up to you and licks your sugary goodness till you no longer exist.
I wish there were no rules
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 31, 2007 1:14:23 GMT
Granted. Forge has a nervous breakdown at the unavoidable mass thread derailings and slaughters you with a large pointy stick.
I wish for a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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