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Post by kathymoose on Nov 21, 2008 11:58:39 GMT
Doing a quiz whilst bored at work yesterday...
Me: "Which is the largest landlocked country in the world?... As in a country like Switzerland, which doesn't touch the sea?"
Numpty face: "Japan!"
Me: "No, that's an island"
Numpty face: "Australia! China! Bang-gok!"
*Sigh*
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Post by Pippi on Dec 13, 2008 12:44:09 GMT
Before we went out in hooded coats to keep our hair from the rain...
"You look like Blazing squad in skirts"
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Post by andyw on Dec 14, 2008 11:05:08 GMT
'they should do slipknot on ice'
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Post by kathymoose on Dec 21, 2008 18:03:29 GMT
Bob: "See, Mike could be an awesome guitarist, or singer... The only thing he lacks is skill"
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Post by Andy on Dec 22, 2008 0:19:17 GMT
"I need 20cc's of cum, STAT" - Sloth
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Post by Rob on Dec 22, 2008 9:10:58 GMT
.... dude...
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Post by blackbeard on Mar 19, 2009 23:00:45 GMT
my wife "im gonna rip your face off and glue it to your ass."
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Post by andyw on Mar 24, 2009 10:53:13 GMT
alison - 'these (mcflurrys) are hard to eat with the lids on'. someone points out the 'remove lid to eat' instruction
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Post by andyw on Apr 4, 2009 12:20:39 GMT
me - 'and the winner is chris'
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Post by Andy on May 30, 2009 1:33:54 GMT
"You'll look like chicken kiev by the time they're done" thanks for that sloth
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Post by Shirt on Jun 14, 2009 16:56:54 GMT
"Ah, those sounds of summer. The snap of the trap as you catch your first squirrel."
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Post by kathymoose on Oct 11, 2009 12:56:11 GMT
Paul: I'm gonna go for a wee. Me: Yeah, you do that! Paul: Yeah, and don't you stop me! Me: I won't, 'cause you might piss on me!
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Post by kathymoose on Apr 18, 2010 14:26:07 GMT
Paul: "It's nice to come back from Corp and not feel like you've slept in a skip."
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