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Post by Kellog on Jun 2, 2007 9:21:03 GMT
Granted.... One of you decides that you want to take over the world so set about killing all you think of as your opposition which is still you.
I wish I could drive
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Post by Pippi on Jun 2, 2007 9:29:22 GMT
Granted, here is a copy of Mario Kart. Enjoy.
I wish I had a better memory
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Post by Gino on Jun 2, 2007 9:52:32 GMT
Granted but you remember everything you've done when you're drunk.
I wish I could draw.
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Post by Heather on Jun 2, 2007 10:26:19 GMT
Granted, but remember how Homer Simpson said "Everytime I learn something new it pushes some old stuff out of my brain."? Well you learn to draw, but forget how to shoot.
I wish I could fastforward time to when my exam was over.
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Post by Gino on Jun 2, 2007 10:40:56 GMT
Granted, it's the year 2207, your exam is finished but so is humanity.
i wish i could sing
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Post by Pippi on Jun 2, 2007 10:51:34 GMT
Granted, but you now have a stutter like Gareth Gates
I wish Unite Student Acommodation weren't such money grabbing arses.
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Post by Andy on Jun 2, 2007 12:42:39 GMT
Granted, they go bust and you get Tapton Estates as landlords instead, and your house falls down around your ears.
I wish I was in Japan
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Post by Hallam Steve on Jun 2, 2007 13:35:06 GMT
Granted, you are now in a maximum security prison serving a life sentance somewhere near Tokyo
I wish for a bacon sandwhich
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Post by Andy on Jun 2, 2007 13:48:27 GMT
Granted, you find a bacon sarnie in the bottom of your bin, covered in cr@p
I wish I could go shooting
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Post by Gino on Jun 2, 2007 14:59:46 GMT
Granted but Donald Rumsfeld shoots you in the face.
I wish I could cook as good as my mother.
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Post by Hallam Steve on Jun 2, 2007 16:29:36 GMT
Granted, Here is you mother's brain.
I wish to be able to stop time at my command.
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Post by Gino on Jun 2, 2007 16:57:58 GMT
Granted, you stop time but can't start it again and get stuck.
I wish I could move things with my mind.
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Post by Pippi on Jun 2, 2007 17:15:03 GMT
Granted, but this man called Gabriel approaches you and is interested in seeing how you work...
I wish I was an immediate guitar genius
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Post by Gino on Jun 2, 2007 19:05:43 GMT
Granted but you lose all your hair (Satriani) I wish I could speak fluent italian.
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Post by Vickie, the nice Admin on Jun 3, 2007 10:46:24 GMT
Granted but you are mistaken for one of the Mafia, and get jailed for life for cheating on your taxes.
I wish I could prove my theorem.
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