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Post by Shirt on Apr 20, 2005 21:49:37 GMT
"Pass the toilet paper, I've just been scared shitless..."
Peter, on discovering the joys of a surprise release. ;D
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Post by Shirt again on Apr 23, 2005 8:43:47 GMT
Re: Women's officers and students unions:
"I don't need an officer, I'd rather just f**k. Let's go shower."
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Post by Gino on Apr 23, 2005 13:32:07 GMT
Hey, it's me, the new guy.
In one of my lectures we were once told...
"in our business we describe the basic functions of a jet engine as "SUCK-SQUEEZE-BANG-BLOW", however at some conferences in the united states there were complaints that this was too offensive so it was changed to "SUCK-SQUEEZE-BANG-THRUST", It's not really any less offensive when you think about it....."
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Post by Andy on Apr 27, 2005 2:03:23 GMT
"Heres to the outside world"
"And all the bastards in it"
I mistook my flatm8s phrase for a toast.................
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Post by Shirt on Apr 29, 2005 12:47:37 GMT
Dave: "That man has no breasts."
Dave again, suggesting a line for Stewart: "I am ACME, hear me roar!"
Dave _again_ : "I've discovered how to lock myself in the airing cupboard and then unlock it..."
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Post by Rob on May 17, 2005 3:09:26 GMT
Kellog : "This can-opener is left eye dominant"
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Post by Andy on Jun 2, 2005 15:49:14 GMT
And now, Tom will attempt to do Seven Nation Army, using only his sphincter.
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Post by Tired Miles on Jun 2, 2005 19:44:12 GMT
"Shootin in 'rain's spherical playthings" - In my Yorkshire accent. Just back from Cranwell, though the variety of weather conditions we endured it could quite possibly have been Scotland.
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Post by Elastic Sloth on Jun 5, 2005 22:52:43 GMT
"I made with the clicky-clicky on PH+D, you owe me 5 hours of my life back" - Andy
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Post by Shirt on Jun 6, 2005 11:35:32 GMT
Susan after a long pause: "I have a cat with senile dementia."
There was another one as well shortly afterwards, but I can't remember it all that well...
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Post by iluvmacs on Jun 12, 2005 20:30:45 GMT
aparently I'm supposed to put this here so... "if anyone sees a bra strap - it's mine!" somehow my bra strap fell off at the clout today that'll teach me to wear one that comes apart when doing archery! not sure if that was the exact quote but it's close enough (feel free to correct it)
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Post by Miles on Jun 12, 2005 21:33:47 GMT
There must have been sooo many quotes from today...My longbow is now drying out in the airing cupboard.
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Post by Kellog on Jul 5, 2005 19:50:26 GMT
from gibbon, about gibbon
"I'm a poor conffuzzeled gizzon"
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Post by Kellog on Jul 8, 2005 17:44:50 GMT
"Its not a roundabout; its a one-way pretzel"
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Post by Rob on Jul 16, 2005 18:49:12 GMT
Kellog : "Im waiting for Sloth-cream" ... is something going on that i dont know about?? :S
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