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Post by Andy on May 31, 2007 15:16:03 GMT
Granted, but you get butt-f**ked by all the wurzles at once.
I wish I could live in the star trek universe
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Post by Forge on May 31, 2007 15:17:41 GMT
Granted. Congratulations, Ensign Andy
I wish supramolecular structures didn't exist
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Post by Heather on May 31, 2007 15:22:08 GMT
Granted. Your molecules now have no structure and therefore don't exist either.
I wish there weren't so many silly random facebook groups.
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 15:26:10 GMT
Granted. The facebook groups all get removed, but then you spend hrs trying to put them back when you realise the alternative is revision.
I wish non-linear mathematics didnt exist
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Post by Heather on May 31, 2007 15:32:34 GMT
Granted. Now the universe has no logic to it, as it turns out that deep down all matter is comprised of mathmatics and all matter falls apart.
I wish you could pass philosophy exams by writing '42' on the answer paper.
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Post by Gino on May 31, 2007 15:46:13 GMT
Granted but everyone ends up getting 42% in all their exams and you have to resit the exams in the summer instead.
I wish my wasn't broken.
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 31, 2007 16:50:19 GMT
Granted, your [nothing] now isn't broken. Double negativity causes everything you own to break, oh dear!
I wish I had a big slice of yummy chocolate cake!
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Post by Shirt on May 31, 2007 16:58:00 GMT
Granted. It's laxative chocolate.
I wish I was back in Edinburgh.
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 17:15:43 GMT
Granted but you are 86 and in hospital on a machine dying unable to even stand without support.
I wish I hadnt broken the top of my water bottle
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 31, 2007 17:33:08 GMT
Granted, but the water was poisoned as part of a sneaky assassination attempt.
I wish I had an array of flamethrower wielding monkeys at my command.
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 17:42:10 GMT
granted, but they are affected by a traumatic experience that causes them to turn on their master...mmm crispy-sloth  I wish my car was downstairs parked outside so I didnt have to walk home |
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Post by Andy on May 31, 2007 18:02:07 GMT
Granted, but your car is parked in the I.C. foyer and you cant get it out of the doors, so you end up walking anyway.
I wish I didnt have to work from 8 till 1 this evening
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Post by Hallam Steve on May 31, 2007 18:06:30 GMT
Granted, don't turn up then get fired.
I wish i didn't have a headache
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 31, 2007 19:06:15 GMT
Granted, but the lack of pain is just the quiet before the big tumour storm.
I wish I could make drawings come to life.
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Post by Heather on May 31, 2007 20:10:47 GMT
Granted. You draw lots of pretty pictures of Final Fantasy characters and they all come to life. Unfortunately, Kuja summons lots of nasty aeons with fire and tornados at their disposal, which wipe out you, your entire family, all your friends and the city you live in.
I wish I could go to Canada.
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