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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 2:00:05 GMT
Granted. They fall on your head from a great height. Ner!
I wish I had no exams
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Post by Elastic Sloth on May 31, 2007 2:47:38 GMT
Granted. You are no longer a student, and instead work at McShithole to pay the rent.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
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Post by Hallam Steve on May 31, 2007 9:40:39 GMT
Granted, You become an insomniac and have a nervous breakdown.
I wish for more wishes
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Post by Gino on May 31, 2007 10:38:34 GMT
Granted but the CIA start tracking you because all crazy shit is happening to you, they kidnap you and dissect you to see if it's replicatable.
I wish I could turn invisible.
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Post by Pippi on May 31, 2007 11:08:21 GMT
Granted, you get blugened to death with a 2 by 4 that someone start waving around because he thinks 'ghosts' are following him.
I wish I could be a master painter.
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Post by Heather on May 31, 2007 11:16:06 GMT
Granted. You are Van Gogh and start going crazy and cut off your own ear.
I wish there were more good films out at the moment.
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Post by Pippi on May 31, 2007 11:25:32 GMT
Granted, they are all relesed outside of the UK but never make it here
I wish I could talk to animals
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Post by Gino on May 31, 2007 11:34:24 GMT
Granted but you start telling people this and they lock you up in an asylum.
I wish I could make longbows.
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Post by Heather on May 31, 2007 11:55:22 GMT
Granted. You form a longbow army who all get shot by compound archers.
I wish I had some nice new clothes.
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 12:00:53 GMT
Granted, but you put on weight and they dont fit.
I wish I knew this module
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Post by Andy on May 31, 2007 12:34:16 GMT
Granted, but you forget everything else you've learnt
I wish the weather was sunny
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 12:42:18 GMT
Granted, but you dont use sun-cream and get some sort of cancer stuff and die young.
I wish the music on this radio station was better.
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Post by Vickie, the nice Admin on May 31, 2007 14:34:11 GMT
Granted, but you turn deaf and can never hear any music again.
I wish I could park for free anywhere, anytime.
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Post by Heather on May 31, 2007 15:12:35 GMT
Granted. You are completely paralysed and get special disabled parking.
I wish for some tasty food for dinner tonight.
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Post by Rob on May 31, 2007 15:14:01 GMT
Granted... Its Bacon I wish for a combine harvester and 20 acres so that I can better appreciate the song.
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