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Post by Darth Flushious on Dec 16, 2004 0:16:36 GMT
David B from work "I'm not drunk, I'm just dopey"
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Post by packing andy on Dec 18, 2004 0:04:00 GMT
"Well done Mr. Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack"
Principal Skinner....... blatant adult humour from the Simpsons ;D
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Post by Shirt on Dec 18, 2004 11:22:30 GMT
"Feed me, f.uck me, and put me to bed."
Your beloved admin, last night.
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Post by Rob on Dec 19, 2004 2:23:21 GMT
"Have u seen that quote of shirts???" You wont believe how many people have already sed this to me...
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Post by Kellog on Dec 19, 2004 21:47:42 GMT
*Not a quote Flush, stop derailing everything you post on!!!*
[From my little godcousin(?)]
Two bags of crisps were walking down the road, a taxi pulled up and the driver said "Hey, do you want a lift?" The crisps replyed "No, we're Walkings Crisps"
;D
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Post by Sloth on Dec 21, 2004 0:06:14 GMT
The Maths they give me is impossible. Not just hard, some of the questions are actually impossible to solve. (pauses to think for a moment) At least I hope so.
-mate from Lancaster (the one that told you to f.uck off, Gibbon)
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Post by Darth Flushious on Dec 21, 2004 16:27:36 GMT
*Not a quote Flush, stop derailing everything you post on!!!* [From my little godcousin(?)] Two bags of crisps were walking down the road, a taxi pulled up and the driver said "Hey, do you want a lift?" The crisps replyed "No, we're Walkings Crisps" ;D The correct response is actually "No we're Walkers"
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Post by Kellog on Dec 21, 2004 17:35:43 GMT
The correct response is actually "No we're Walkers" I know! However shes 8 and was confinced that was what it was meant to be! hence the funny! "My laptop doesn't rattle, it vibrates hums and shakes thats all" "I stole next doors chickens!"
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Post by Darth Flushious on Dec 21, 2004 22:12:46 GMT
In response to me derailing threads, I shall now place a quote:
"I love democracy. I love the Republic. The power you give me I will lay down once this crisis has abated" -
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine SW II AOTC, little does everyone know that Jar Jar Binks has just nominated that the Dark Lord of the Sith be given Dicatorial powers. Oooops
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Post by Vickie not logged in on Dec 30, 2004 23:18:41 GMT
"You're the one that was going to fart in my face!" "Was this before or after I came up your nose?"
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Post by Kellog on Jan 8, 2005 1:28:44 GMT
I have a blowtorch by my bed
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Post by Kellog on Jan 20, 2005 1:49:48 GMT
<kellog> The kamel ain't kosher </kellog>
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Post by Kellog on Jan 20, 2005 1:50:42 GMT
<Gibbon>Dude...Damn this stuffed camel can stare<Gibbon>
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Post by Shirt on Jan 20, 2005 12:09:13 GMT
Dentist: I'm just going to stab you in the gum with something sharp, let me know if it hurts.
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Post by Kellog on Feb 18, 2005 21:42:26 GMT
the most intellectual statement from my BIO112 lecture today....
"they're all right handed.... oh except those that are left handed"
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