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Post by Forge on Feb 18, 2005 23:23:25 GMT
You were cracking up for half that lecture!
"If you're gonna be miserable, I say, enjoy it!"
Guy on another forum I frequent
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Post by Vickie, the nice Admin on Feb 19, 2005 13:35:44 GMT
"You know it's good sex when you can't move afterwards".
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Post by Elastic Sloth on Feb 19, 2005 20:33:07 GMT
"Hang on, what date is April 1st on then?"
Family. Can't beat 'em...
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Post by Kellog on Feb 20, 2005 19:53:17 GMT
and they made a forcefield of water-melon to keep the midges away
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Post by Rob on Feb 23, 2005 6:40:15 GMT
"Mmm... something along the lines of "every night you sleep in your bed, I'm going to piss in it..." that'd encourage you to find a girlfriend, wouldn't it? Or at any rate, find someone to sleep with... " anyone care to guess the author ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Shirt on Feb 23, 2005 10:37:53 GMT
I maintain that is an entirely satisfactory method of motivation.
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Post by Andy on Feb 23, 2005 15:07:24 GMT
The question is, Would it encourage someone to go out with him?
"He wouldnt touch me with a barge pole...
Oh, I dont know, you can do quite a bit of damage witha barge pole"
from someone elses wall
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Post by Shirt on Feb 23, 2005 15:40:11 GMT
"You look happy to see that!"
Understatement of the m*th*rf**k**g CENTURY from the nice UPS man that just banged on my door.
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Post by Andy on Feb 24, 2005 12:20:26 GMT
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, theres something sinister about it" my flatmate it turns out, is freaked out by Disney Sing-a-long movies.......... understandable really, I think the Sound of Music sucks ass, all those kids............. nneuuuuuuurgggghgh
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Post by Kellog on Feb 24, 2005 13:56:00 GMT
from WM last night.....
"The carrots always know"
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Post by Kellog on Feb 28, 2005 14:05:33 GMT
Its like having SAT NAV only he's short and Northern
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Post by Darth Flushious on Feb 28, 2005 16:34:41 GMT
I'm assuming that is refering to me, the wonderful quote that I missed on Saturday....
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Post by Andy on Feb 28, 2005 17:07:24 GMT
Should be noted, that wasnt meant as an insult. I like the north......
btw, nice tractor, does it have a handbrake, and can u do drive-bys in it using ur bow?
Just some of the questions that got asked after we dropped you off............
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Post by Kellog on Mar 12, 2005 20:47:06 GMT
from Sloth.......over MSN.......
"Do you have Internet?"
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Post by Elastic Sloth on Mar 13, 2005 18:59:04 GMT
"Football (computer games) is just like archery!"
- Next door neighbour
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